Single StatusHas already met Mr player, Mr bullshit, Mr fxckabout, Mr jealous, Mr slag & Mr stress so where's Mr Right? (:
Guys are like parking spots... all the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.
God is busy writing D Best love Story
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.
Facebook should change "single" to "riding solo"
Everyone always says "You need to get a boyfriend! It's great having a boyfriend!" then I say "Its even better not suffering heart break". Single ladies rock ;)
Enjoys the single life, but like a car, could do with a good service... or at least an m.o.t, just to check all my parts are working right, lol.
Don't be a woman who needs a man... Be the woman a man needs... Because every woman is worth fighting for... But not every man is worth you...
Dear heart, please fall in love only when you're ready, not when you're lonely.
Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas
Dear Santa, i have been a good girl all year all i ask for in return is a tall dark handsome maybe odd tattoo,single,funny,can drive and good job thank u Santa
Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass So (no)SCRUBS
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with<3
Being single isn't all that bad. You eat when you want...sleep when you want...go where you want when you want. What more could you want?!? Oh, yeah...that!
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don't have to worry about being disappointed.
Being single doesn't mean you're weak... It means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
Being single doesn't mean nobody wanted you. It means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.