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Best Funny StatusIt is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.
Newton's law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.
Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside...
She loves me or not but I love her a lot. :P
Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.
Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d...
Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.
Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
We live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
You can never really say what's on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.
vI am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time ... ... ... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)