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Best Funny StatusMarriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
Life is Short - Chat Fast!
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)
In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)
I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
How can i miss something i never had?
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)
At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.