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Crazy Status for Whatsapp, Crazy Quotes Ultimate Collection - P7

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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.
BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
Caution, Blind Man Driving.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back.
Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write "SAVE TREES" on the same paper.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
Don't worry. God is always on time.
Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY :)
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.
For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)
Friday is my second favorite F word.
Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
Girls work on their looks but not their minds b'coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)
God was showing off when He created you.
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :)
I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)
I look at people sometimes and think ..... Really?? That's the sperm that won :)
I love my job only when I'm on vacation

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